Steven Spielberg with props from Jurassic Park (1993)
"Boy, do I hate being right all the time!"
Dr. Ian Malcolm appreciation post because reasons.
"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast
Rehabilitating penguins wearing sweaters
dang sweater game on point
The one with the penguin publishing sweater though.
if someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with:
"yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."
My dogs likes to scratch at the spots where she wants to lie down. This is the result of her choosing my pillow. #dogs #stillacutie
my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another
I do not know the individual involved in this, but, as an EMT, I feel compelled to post things like this. Wear a damn helmet, guys. I know you may think you look awesome and all the ladies will love how reckless you are, but you’re honestly just demonstrating just how little you value your own life. I know this horse has been absolutely beaten to death over the years, and I’m sure that my words won’t change some of your minds, but just look at the damage sustained by that helmet. Now imagine if your face was put through the same situation. While the helmet merely had part of it ground away by the sheer friction involved, your skull would be pudding. End of story.
TLDR Version: Wear a freaking helmet.
Wear. A. Fucking. Helmet. There’s a reason people in healthcare call them ‘donorcycles’.
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
Fashion Icon | Fan BingBing
She’s so pretty in every colour!
Fan Bingbing is beyond gorgeous.
if i ever met my internet friends in real life we’d probably just be like
What is that even supposed to represent